Previous Months Jokes:
The Irish Twins,
Lawyers,
Unsolved Case,
Stop at the Red Light
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a pub and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course" comes the reply.
The first man asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland" replies the second man.
"You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Then, another round to Ireland, it'll be."
"Of course" came the reply.
Curious, the first man asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin" comes the reply.
"I can't believe it" says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"And that we shall!" replies the second man.
"Now, then, at what school did you catch your learnin'?".
"Saint Mary's,", replies the second man. "Where I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, as well"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
"What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "the O'Malley twins are drunk again."
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last update June 16, 1998